do you have the time to listen to me whine
about nothing and everything all at once
i am one of those
melodramatic fools
neurotic to the bone
no doubt about it

sometimes i give myself the creeps
sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
it all keeps adding up
i think i'm cracking up
am i just paranoid?
i get stoned...
i went to a shrink
to analyze my dreams
she said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
i went to a whore
she said my life's a bore
so quit my whining cause it's bringing her down

sometimes i give myself the creeps
sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
it all keeps adding up
i think i'm cracking up
am i just paranoid?
yeah, yeah, yeah...

grasping to control
so i better hold on

sometimes i give myself the creeps
sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
it all keeps adding up
i think i'm cracking up
am i just paranoid?
i get stoned...